This is the nonfiction story of one man's quest to publish a fiction novel:

I'm going to spend hours tomorrow signing autographs...




Okay, not quite autographs -- just my signature.

And it won't be book jackets or autograph books or hefty chests -- it'll be documents.

Lots and lots of documents.

Tomorrow we make settlement on our house.

But hey, at least it'll be good practice for when I never do book signings.